bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

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thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

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nippled:

annoying online and irl

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h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

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sloth-grunge:

i would pay like $7 and one of my family members to be attractive

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ravioligarchy:

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

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unacted:

relationship goal: a relationship

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icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

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prince-rei:

"fuckin……." 

the australian version of ‘um, uh, er’ etc 
e.g.
"i went to the store and fuckin….got some bread and milk.."

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spotteddicks:

why use food to get to a mans heart

when u can use a knife

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pomfette:

date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked

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doul0ureuse:

i want to lose ten pounds and have loads of sex

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